Scene 1
　　场景：一张桌子，三张椅子，桌子后面放着一大块牌子，上写“SUPER BAND（超级乐队）海选”。大臣A、B、C坐在桌子后面当考官。
　　Many years ago， there was a king． He liked music very much． One day， the king asked his ministers to anize a 300-player band． They have got 299 now ，they are waiting for the last one．
　　We are waiting for the last one all day long， no one es， what can we do?
　　Hey！ Look， there es one！
　　I’m Nanguo， I have been out of work for a long time．．．Wuwu
　　（哭了起来，拿出块手帕甩了甩，然后抹起了眼泪。）
　　（三个大臣都走出座位。）
　　（走上前去，拍南郭先生的肩，有点嘻哈的样子）Hey man！ What’sup? Wanna e and join us?！ The覵uper Band?
　　“Super Band? What’s that? Will you give me money if I join you?
　　We will give you money if you can play the sheng．
　　Yes， the super band needs 300 sheng players， we are looking for the last one．
　　Oh～～～I can’t play the sheng．
　　（大臣转身就想走。）
　　But I think it doesn’t matter！ You have 299players， so nobody will notice me ，all I need to do is to pretend to play the sheng， right?
　　（三个大臣交头接耳一番）Ok， not bad． Come with us to see our king！ Let’s go！
　　 Scene 2
　　场景：幕布在播放笙曲前奏时打开，乐队众人背对观众。南郭先生嘴巴上贴了一个大叉。笙曲播放到有人唱歌的时候，整个乐队转身表演。音乐结束后，齐宣王和大臣们热烈鼓掌。
　　Hahahaha， cool， wonderful！ How did you do it? It’s unbelievable！
　　（走上前对皇帝说） Oh， my king．．．
　　Yes， king， it is unbelievable！ When we saw our king sit so close to us， we felt so moved，it seemed that the god gave us magic and power． We never thought we can do it so perfectly！ It is because of you ！ Our king！
　　Really?！ Haha，I am so happy today． Now I announce that you are the captain of the band！
　　Oh yeah！（高兴得一下子跳起来，忽然意识到不对，又跪下）Thank my king！

Scene 1
　　场景：一张桌子，三张椅子，桌子后面放着一大块牌子，上写“SUPER BAND（超级乐队）海选”。大臣A、B、C坐在桌子后面当考官。
　　Many years ago， there was a king． He liked music very much． One day， the king asked his ministers to anize a 300-player band． They have got 299 now ，they are waiting for the last one．
　　We are waiting for the last one all day long， no one es， what can we do?
　　Hey！ Look， there es one！
　　I’m Nanguo， I have been out of work for a long time．．．Wuwu
　　（哭了起来，拿出块手帕甩了甩，然后抹起了眼泪。）
　　（三个大臣都走出座位。）
　　（走上前去，拍南郭先生的肩，有点嘻哈的样子）Hey man！ What’sup? Wanna e and join us?！ The覵uper Band?
　　“Super Band? What’s that? Will you give me money if I join you?
　　We will give you money if you can play the sheng．
　　Yes， the super band needs 300 sheng players， we are looking for the last one．
　　Oh～～～I can’t play the sheng．
　　（大臣转身就想走。）
　　But I think it doesn’t matter！ You have 299players， so nobody will notice me ，all I need to do is to pretend to play the sheng， right?
　　（三个大臣交头接耳一番）Ok， not bad． Come with us to see our king！ Let’s go！
　　 Scene 2
　　场景：幕布在播放笙曲前奏时打开，乐队众人背对观众。南郭先生嘴巴上贴了一个大叉。笙曲播放到有人唱歌的时候，整个乐队转身表演。音乐结束后，齐宣王和大臣们热烈鼓掌。
　　Hahahaha， cool， wonderful！ How did you do it? It’s unbelievable！
　　（走上前对皇帝说） Oh， my king．．．
　　Yes， king， it is unbelievable！ When we saw our king sit so close to us， we felt so moved，it seemed that the god gave us magic and power． We never thought we can do it so perfectly！ It is because of you ！ Our king！
　　Really?！ Haha，I am so happy today． Now I announce that you are the captain of the band！
　　Oh yeah！（高兴得一下子跳起来，忽然意识到不对，又跪下）Thank my king！